"What the crap are the Freaking Rules!!!???"

How many people hate the dating game? I do!!!! I have noticed that dating is something that doesn't come very easy to me or most of my Friends. This week I had one set of friends break up and another finally get a girl to go on a date with him. The sad thing is that the break up couple broke up due to lack of commitment on part of the girl and I saw it coming not to mention her friend started dating her Ex 2 days after they broke up. (Lots of Drama) My friend met this attractive girl the other day they hit it off and then made a date for tonight. she canceled! "something came up". I've noticed as I have conversed with various people both males and females and they all have the same complaints like:
There is no Commitment on their part!
"Constant excuses to get out of a first date: i.e. I have a family thing, i have class, it's my nephews birthday, have to go pick a family member up in another city. (just a few)
"there are no Descent- Guys asking me on dates!" (I clarify it as no descent guys I'm interested in....)
Anyways you get my drift.
I want to make this an analogy of a few games that most people play and are familiar with. one is Uno and the other is Monopoly. Both games when played in any situation have the same goal and that is win.. (obviously) Recently Milton Bradley? (i'm not sure who owns the rights to Uno) came out with a "house Rules" set of Uno cards stating that no matter how its played you the consumer make the rules. So when one individual plays the game with one group of people they learn the "rules" quickly or else they lose. well the same goes with Dating. The goal is to get the relationship but the rules are totally different. Do you stack the draw 2 cards or do you take the penalty? with Monopoly do you pay taxes to the middle and collect on free parking or do you just get a free pass on free parking? Unless the rules are announced when the game begins or are made clear when the event happens you are left in the dark. I have noticed that most of my friends and I have a hard time clarifying the Rules to dating and hence we are currently LOSERS at the game.
I am trying to figure out the rules and hopefully use them to my advantage but its a pain. Every person plays the games differently so what works on one Female/Male won't work on the next on. How do you figure this mystery out??? I have no freaking Clue! any advice or insight would be helpful thanks

I'm Kind of Disgusted with Our country

I'm a little concerned for the well being of our nation. I don't consider myself a Political guy however, Since Obama was elected president I have received some pretty Racist text Messages and just read an article on Yahoo about an increase of threats to the new President-Elect Barak Obama. I wasn't too pleased with either candidate that was running for president and I have my reasons. (which I'm not going to get into here) I still want to emphasize that Obama is a Human Being and deserves more respect than what people are giving him. Race should not be a problem and we have Supposedly left segragation in the past but these stupid threats from Ignorant people saddens me. I think that if Obama has enough Charisma and passion to influence so many non-voters to vote then maybe he has enough influence to create a good change in our nation. I know that I might get some political lashings from some people for this post but I will not argue with you I don't want to.
I am only stating that for the fact that he is a Human being we should give him some respect and stop the stupid racist jokes and threats to the man. I hoped the American People were smarter than that but I am seriously disappointed in our country.

"Don't delete me from Facebook!"

Wow! Today I just got an email from a Girl I stopped talking to about 5 months ago. We were Friends but I got to involved emotionally with her and after she told me there was no way we would date I continued on with my life and took her out of mine. I get this text message from her asking me Why I deleted her from Facebook, she was appalled. I asked her why it was a problem now since she never took the time to communicate with me these last 5 months why is it a big deal? She called me Immature and jealous and I don't freaking care. I always Joked that Relationships never meant anything until it was on facebook and when you became friends on Facebook it was "Official!" Well apparently that is true in this case I kicked her off my facebook page and so now she is mad at me! oh well she'll get over it.

Just Bought 2 Web Based Businesses

Hey there I just bought 2 websites and am waiting for the chance to get the information to get them started. I'll keep you posted on is a Nintendo Wii site and the other is a Dog supply site One is named WiiRAvailable.com and the other is DOGNDANDY.com I picked those names out myself pretty good huh? hopefully they will work out for me and help me make some money.

Hey Jon, There's plenty of food left!

I am a BIG Guy, I am 6' 3" tall weighing in at 312lbs. I have been big my entire life and have noticed a strange Phenomenon. At the beginning of this year, I was making a joke with Jeff stating that every time I go somewhere to eat like a church, school or family function people always let me know that there is plenty of food left over! I was always polite to refuse the food or sometimes I would concede to the pleading and go get more to eat. I noticed this and told Jeff that the next time someone tells me that there is "plenty of food" I was going to make a big deal about it. I kid you not but 2 minutes later a guy walked up to me and said, "Hey Jon, there is plenty of food over there go get some more." I flipped out I said "what?! because I'm fat you think I need to eat more food? If anything I need to not eat anymore" he was so embarrassed and immediately started to tell everyone else in the room that there was leftover food still that needed to be eaten. Since that day Jeff thinks that it is funny to say to me "Jon, there is still plenty of food over there!" in which I jokingly respond "What!? Why don't you ask others because I'm fat WTH?"
This last Sunday I was at a Church Fireside and they had Pie as a desert. I was involved in a polite conversation with some lovely ladies when they both asked politely if I wouldn't mind having another piece of Pie. I ate 3 total pieces and was not going to eat any more when some random girl that I met a few weeks ago offered me another piece of Pie. I politely refused and she replied. "You are starving you need another piece!" I laughed heartily and responded, "You just said the wrong words to the wrong person." "I have at least 200lbs of weight on you if anything, you need to eat that pie you look like you are starving, and so is she and her as well as her, heck everyone here looks like they are starving." Why is it that I get the "eat more food plea?" Do people assume that because a person is overweight that they can eat a lot? I have friends that are skinny little punks. They can out eat me every time. I had a 5' 8" 110lb girlfriend she would out eat me at any all you can eat buffet any day. So to help those who don't understand Don't assume that a "Fat" person wants to be a garbage disposal for all your leftovers. Most people are overweight because of a slow metabolism giving them more food will only add to their obesity issue so please feed the HUNGRY not the OVERWEIGHT! that's right watch out skinny people.