Chalkboard Argument

So every morning I get to my Math class and I since I arrive early I spend 20-30 mins sitting outside the classroom waiting for my teacher to show up and unlock the door. Well, in the hall way there is a chalkboard that some Moron writes stupid questions on!.. Normally they are like, Which monster is the deadliest? Cloverfield, or Godzilla (American Version 1998). or Hey I can write Pie to 200 places! (then proceeds to write every digit up to 200). I decided that his questions were stupid and pointless so the other day, under his question, If a monster jumped in an arc and stayed in the air for 24 seconds how far did the monster jump? I wrote, "Who Freaking Cares!!!!" the funny thing is today on the chalkboard there was a polite note stating that it is important in our lives to ponder these statements and blah blah blah, this is a math department and is part of being in a math class blah blah blah!..... I responded politely, My life has been totally wasted! I didn't realize that monsters or super heroes and thier abilities were necessary for survival. Thanks for opening my eyes to the "Real World!" lets see how they respond to that!

Good Ol' Time Share Companies

I got a phone call the other day from Jeff. "Hey I just won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas! you need to claim it because I have to be 25yrs or older."
"Ok!?, but how did you pull this off?"
"We have to go to a presentation for 90 minutes so call this number and set a date to go"
"Jeff, we were making fun of the guy trying to sell us timeshares in the mall yesterday why are we going right now?"
"We got a vacation from it not some stupid gift card this will be fine we just won't buy anything."
Here's the story.
I call the lady that called Jeff. She asked me if I was over 25 I said yes. Then she asked am I a Home Owner? NO! do I make over $50,000 a year? I said yes she said do you have a major credit card? Yes! So I get approved to claim this prize and I have to go to the presentation. I set the appointment for thursday night and Jeff and I get ready to go. I collected all the appropriate "Documents" and head out to the appointment. Dustin our friend came with us to help us not get suckered in as he did 2 years ago and we were ready to claim out "No Obligation! Prize" and leave. We arrive at the Wyndham Worldmark building and sign in. I fill out this stupid paper that asks my name, address, phone number, do I own or rent a house, check a box for my annual income, and age. After filling out the form we sat down and the lady left she asked me Why I don't own or rent my home I told her I lived in a cardboard box. She was very concerned and inquired what I did about my living conditions, I told her that I lived with my parents but I could put down that I rent from them. She left us at the front desk and came back telling me that I didn't qualify for the prize or the oportunity to see the "Presentation" I asked why and she told me I didn't earn enough annually and wasn't a home owner. I told her why I even came and that I qualified with the girl from Utah and she made us leave. We got up and left then I called the chick in Utah and she assured me I qualified for the Prize. I am now getting a free gift from the corporate office for being rejected at the door and not being allowed to see the all mighty Presentation. I told them that I was going to buy into the company but now I think i'm going with Timeshares only that advertises on TV so they lost out!! Poor Bastards!

"Don't delete me from Facebook!"

Wow! Today I just got an email from a Girl I stopped talking to about 5 months ago. We were Friends but I got to involved emotionally with her and after she told me there was no way we would date I continued on with my life and took her out of mine. I get this text message from her asking me Why I deleted her from Facebook, she was appalled. I asked her why it was a problem now since she never took the time to communicate with me these last 5 months why is it a big deal? She called me Immature and jealous and I don't freaking care. I always Joked that Relationships never meant anything until it was on facebook and when you became friends on Facebook it was "Official!" Well apparently that is true in this case I kicked her off my facebook page and so now she is mad at me! oh well she'll get over it.